Cow tails and Goat feet,

I just read Drew’s first post and had to throw out a writing challenge.

Write a scene involving a young couple, the first foot rub given, and the reactions of both participants.

I tried my hardest to remember reading a foot rub scene and couldn’t. If anyone out there in the Interwebz knows of any good foot rubbing scenes, post them up in the comments to share.

Not to creep on Drew’s lime light for his first tip, but his post made this writing challenge appear from thin air.

Hope your day ends in Skittles,

Sir Drewster III

  1. Pulp Fiction, of course, is the film with the most iconic foot rub discussion in film history. See below:

    Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… stop right there. Eatin’ a bitch out, and givin’ a bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same fuckin’ thing.

    Vincent: It’s not. It’s the same ballpark.

    Jules: Ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same fuckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean shit.

    Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

    Jules: [scoffs] Don’t be tellin’ me about foot massages. I’m the foot fuckin’ master.

    Vincent: Given a lot of ’em?

    Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be ticklin’ or nothin’.

    Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

    [Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he’s been set up]

    Jules: Fuck you.

    Vincent: You give them a lot?

    Jules: Fuck you.

    Vincent: You know, I’m getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.

    Jules: Man, you best back off, I’m gittin’ a little pissed here.

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